Home Mortgage Loan Time - Gather Round Folks, It's Time To Talk Mortgage!
Let's talk mortgage!
Gather round the fire folks. Grab a pint. Wrap up in a blanket to guard against the chill. The chill of fear. For I shall tell you a tale of mortgage loans, and it won't be pretty. Well, for some, it will put you to sleep. For others, the nightmares will not cease for months. As for me, storyteller and president of Home Mortgage Loan Time, I'm left giddy as a child. You see, I know all there is to know about home mortgage loans, so I can weave a tale as delicious or bitter as I may. The stories about mortgages to you hear are not suitable for children under the age of 13.
The magic of Home Mortgage Loan Time
Sometimes, I bake up my mortgage pies with lots of the sweet stuff. Other times, when someone's poor home mortgage decisions have disgusted me, I'll create a story oozing with the black tar I feel within my heart. Ok, so maybe I'm being a little dramatic. Home Mortgage Loan Time really is my favorite part of the day. It is when I can share my experiences with inexperienced home buyers with my other clients. The goal is twofold. I seek to encourage good home mortgage loan decision making while at the same time intensely discourage the bad decisions that ruin home equity. It's easy to see my obsession with the home loan world, isn't it?
Home Mortgage Loan Time allows me to tell stories about the adventure that is buying a home in the United States. My California home mortgage loans stories usually have people rolling with laughter. On the other hand, some bad credit home mortgage loans stories have been known to make babies and their mothers cry. In general, Home Mortgage Loan Time is a time for communicating. A time for talking about fears, mistakes and dreams.
Home Mortgage Loan Time begins at eight p.m. every night in the town square. Bring friends, family, or anyone interested in hair-raising stories about home loans. Can't wait to see you there...buwahahah...